Pun Fully Intended

this is probably the most nonsensical post i've ever written, but i had so much fun doing this one. presenting to you, a list of extremely lame puns revolving around the name TANIA, which, for the record, is my name.

the credit for this entry goes to pragati, who came up with the first eight for reasons yet unfathomable to me, which gave me the brilliant idea of putting up a whole bunch of them on my blog.

the remaining have been thought up by anisha, arpita and yours truly.
( for the record, 'you' in the jokes refers to me; pragati obviously used you, since she was talking to me, and i decided to do the same)


1) what would you be called if you had a thing for feet? toe-nia

2) what would you be called if you liked music? tune-nia

3) what would you be called if you had a thing for the sun? tanned-ia

4) what would you be called if all your clothes were torn? torn-ia

5) what would you be called if you liked everything new? ta-nayaa

6) what wud you be called if you rejected everything? ta-naah-ya

7) what would you be called if you were grounded? banned-ia

8) what would you be called if you always scored perfectly? ten-ia

9) what would you be called if you liked seafood? tuna-ia

10) what would you be called if you were crazy? mania

11) what would you be called if you were really small? tiny-a

12) what would you be called if you were hanging upside down from the ceiling? fan-ia

13) what would you be called if you took part in races? ran-ia

14) what would you be called if you always carried a mirror around with you? vain-ia

15) what would you be called if you were really smart? brain-ia


we could've(and did) come up with a lot more(we really got into the groove of the whole thing), but they kept on getting lamer and lamer and LAMER, so i decided to put up only 15 of them here. please don't laugh at me(please DO laugh at the jokes though...lol).

the next bit is going to be not-so-cheerful and is going to involve a lot of introspection, so you might want to give it a miss.

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on the surface, everything's back to normal. i'm going to college, lazing around on the lawns, meeting up with friends, going out for lunch, watching movies, cribbing about having to study, studying a little bit, completing assignments, blogging, talking on the phone, fighting with mum, making up with her, playing with the babies(i cannot possibly explain to you how beautiful they are), having some ve-ry interesting conversations with my kid brother(he's become very insightful all of a sudden), solving(or trying to solve) the crossword with dad, checking out cute guys, drooling at hot ones, worrying about my hair, window shopping.....u get my drift.

anyway, the point is, i'm back to doing everything i used to, but things don't feel the same. i still enjoy all of it, but somehow something's missing this time round. everything's fine as long as i'm doing something, but when i'm not, things seem messed up.

i think i'm messed up in my head, and i don't know what to do about it. as far as i can tell, there isn't any reason why i should be feeling this way. but the point is, i am. and there isn't anything i can do about it.